Just Logged In (To See What Status My Status Was In)

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what status my status was in)

I woke up this mornin’ with a paedophile lookin’ in
I found my bumhole being filled in with him
I tripped on a dead body and fell-a eight miles high
I broke my keyboard on a jagged lie
I just logged in to see what status my status was in

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what status my status was in)

I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched myself loggin’ out as I was a-loggin’ in
I didn’t go on chat so I couldn’t be seen
I saw so much I broke my screen
I just logged in to see what status my status was in

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what status my status was in)

Someone commented “First” on a post complaining about people doing that all the time
I read the comment and replied, it blew out my mind
Facebook cull is in order, started with 391 people on there
When I was done, 93 had been banished somewhere
I just logged in to see what status my status was in

I said I just logged in to see what status my status was in
Yeah yeah oh-yeah

This was a quick rehash of the song ‘Just Dropped (To See What Condition My Condition Is In)’ in by Kenny Rogers…might edit it at some point cuz I’m not happy with some bits.