Inglorious Basterd Hole
So, I was down the smoking shed in work today and, as always, we had some weird and wonderful conversations and we somehow got onto the subject of glory holes.
Those that were involved in the conversation (including myself) were unanimous in that we would never use one.
But then, (as usual) a random thought occurred to me. What if we were the types to use them and a situation presents itself whereby the temptation of the illustrious hole seduces you (a straight male) in and it’s not long ’til you get a piece of action. What if, as you leave the cubicle or the confined area, only to have a guy leave from the other side wiping around his mouth…what would you do?
Even though I’d never use one, this idea perplexes me on an empathetic level similar to that of skateboard bail videos where the crunch their nuts and most men will cringe, curl up in a ball and immediately go to cup their nuts as if they could feel that pain.
So, what would YOU do if it happened to you? Or, what have you done if it has actually happened?
Vote below (it’s anonymous and no need to register). I’m interested to see the responses to one of my most troubling and most random thoughts yet!