Breaking News: Shamen Claim E’s Are Better Than OK

Documents Found By 'Deep Throat'

According to a secret source of ours, we call him ‘Deep Throat’.  Not because of the typical spy dramas and historical events.  He loves sucking cock.

Anyways, he has found documentation from the Shamen dated from 1992 claiming E’s are good.  Proclaimed as Nostradamus’ potential ancestors, he did some more digging and found out that Ebeneezer Goode tends to hang around alleys and car parks outside clubs and within the toilets of the clubs too.  Apparently he is legion for he is many as he has the most sought power of omnipresence.

The wares Mr. Goode touts have sparked controversy and concern and he is currently being pursued by narcotics agencies worldwide.  Mainly a collective of people branded as ‘E-Heads’ although the purpose of the term seems unclear as they have no brandings of the illustrious vowel nor are their heads in the same shape…investigations continue for the significance of this reference.

Be wary of Mr. Goode, aparently him and Mr Punchinella (renowned wife beater) are very much alike.  This may indicate, like Mr Punchinella, Mr Goode has a phallic shaped nose.

Stay alert people.